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Jimychanga's avatar

Ok, there's someone out there tonight who has a blockage, a resistance, maybe even a daymon.. a barrier to becoming a paid subcriber. I pronounce you HEYAAALD!!

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Chelie's avatar

Praise the Lord 🙌🏻

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Jimychanga's avatar

Put your HAAAAAND up against the television screen. There's gonna be a heeeeling somewhere tonight.

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Chelie's avatar

Hallelujah 🤚🏻

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jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

i hate the ice...

when i fell I had (art) glass

in m backpack (michigan 1990s)

and it did not break...

I was proud of myself....

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Jimychanga's avatar

Talk about suffering for one's craft! You're like the monks of Ireland keeping the flame of civilization alive in the dark ages :)

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Toxicanadian's avatar

Nice haiku!

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Jimychanga's avatar

Mine is a Limerick.. kinda

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jacquelyn sauriol's avatar

thanks for noticing...best to you

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Toxicanadian's avatar

Good luck! I got my hubby Jim Toxic to sub ya a week ago 😉

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Jimychanga's avatar

Thank you!

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Edwin's avatar

The Mad Magazine approach: "Buy the Mag or I'm gonna shoot this dog."

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Jimychanga's avatar

How very pagan! Extortion is better.

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Edwin's avatar

I was wrong, it was National Lampoon.

Still the same, however.

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Infanttyron3's avatar

Stand-up friend of mine...died in early 2012 (RIP)...got his start in comedy via Brother Oral Roberts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxSbmpG-H2g

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Jimychanga's avatar

Permission to add to the stack, sir!

This is excellent shit! :)

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Infanttyron3's avatar

By all means, please do so. Consider this one too. It's funny, but after watching it, try "Bryan Texas bolt action rifle suicide" in your fave search engine and see what pops up. LBJ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRRvRsHVuvk&t=43s

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Jimychanga's avatar

Thanks. It is finished, ahem, completed. Hope U like

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Infanttyron3's avatar

Ron would enjoy being part of that tapestry.

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Remi Steele's avatar

Perhaps, today you will go home, wherever that might be, and tomorrow is another day...to go home once more.

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Jimychanga's avatar

Now that's a sonnet!

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Chelie's avatar

The bikers remind of one New Years Eve back when I was in college a local roller rink had an all night skating party, all you can drink (what were they thinking?) at least they had EMS on hand. People were sliding all over the place. No one really got hurt too badly thankfully. It was quite a site.

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Jimychanga's avatar

Good clean fun. I love it!

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Chelie's avatar

There was an endless beer supply which made it interesting. No one allowed under age 18.

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