That's It! I'm taking the Oral Roberts Approach

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Well, I just saw a 900ft Biden who showed me the 12th level of hell and told me he would “most certainly” win next election if I don't get the word out to more subscribers.

Heeeeelp!

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RON SHOCK - Oral Roberts and the 900 foot Jesus

Now that we're talking Monty Python religious absurdity vignettes, how about this chestnut? Perhaps Oral should have tried the juniper bush.. and the vow of silence.. 😀 GROWNUPS with highly developed sense of humor ONLY please click through:

Ok, one more from 1989 (it was a good year)

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