Racy Valentines Date Ideas
Non-anachronistic adventures St. Valentine would definitely have rubber stamped
SEXY VALENTINE’S DAY DATE IDEAS THAT HONOR THE LIFE AND FAITH OF SAINT VALENTINE
“Guest Post” by ANGUS DUFFIN
Cook a seductive homemade third-century Roman meal of millet and turnips lightly drizzled in your finest vinegar
Enjoy the thrill of a full-day beekeeping course
Delight in the magic of a 5 a.m. Latin mass
Titillate your mind and learn about an amorous topic such as epilepsy or the plague
Relish a night of passionate role-play and re-enact Saint Valentine healing his jailor’s blind daughter
Whisper scripture to each other
Luxuriate with a physical and spiritual health treatment through three days of fasting and prayer
Bask in the sensuality of full immersion baptism
Enchant each other with a heart-to-heart about how to proselytize a violent pagan emperor
Revel in the playful mystery of an escape room where the room is a coliseum, and you need to escape malnourished lions
Beheading
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BONUS!
More fun facts regarding The Middle Ages -a period of European history that reaches from about 500 AD to 1500 AD:
ANIMALS COULD STAND TRIAL
In the Middle Ages, an animal committing an offense, crime or damage could be accused and judged in a trial just as a human would. Thus, pigs, sows, cows and other animals and insects (rats, flies, grasshoppers, moles, fish, etc.) have been tried and sometimes sentenced for committed offenses.
Thus, in this illustration from "The book of days: a miscellany of popular antiquities", it is possible to see a sow and her piglets during a trial held in 1457. The sow was found guilty of the death of a child while her piglets were apparently acquitted.
St Valentine (or one of his contemporaries) invented the piggy bank!
In the Middle Ages, dishes and pots were made with a kind of orange clay called "pygg". When people had savings (which must have been rare anyway!), they put their money in a pot (read; a coin bank) made of clay, therefore, a pygg bank.
In the Saxon language, the word pygg sounded like “pug” but with the transformation of the pronunciation of the letter, it slowly became “pig”. In Old English, the word to describe the farm animal was “picga” which was pronounced “pigge”, which later became “pig” over time and we even came to forget that the term was supposed to refer to terracotta…
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