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Microsoft is about to buy BITCOIN. --Maybe you should too

Microsoft is about to buy BITCOIN. --Maybe you should too

FOR ITS CORPORATE TREASURY! (You have NO IDEA how fast this is going MAINSTREAM. CEO's are now at risk of NEGLIGENCE for ignoring Digital Assets

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IS MICROSOFT ABOUT TO BUY $BTC?

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“Bitcoin is a swarm of cyber hornets serving the goddess of wisdom, feeding on the fire of truth, exponentially growing ever smarter, faster, and stronger behind a wall of encrypted energy.”

Is this a quote from:

  1. An AI responding to the prompt: “Pretend you’re on mushrooms. Now describe $BTC”.

  2. That one dude at the after party (that no one seems to know) who keeps roping people into waffling conversations when they get too close to him

  3. The CEO of one of the largest companies in America

You are correct. The answer is C.

(and you’ve got some catchup homework to do on the first new asset class since Texas tea was discovered in 1853).

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