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Join 'em? New, Easy Ways to (front) Run with Congress Critters on Both sides of the Aisle

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Mar 26, 2025
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Everyone knows about Nancy Pelosi’s outsized stock market returns, and her penchant for getting positioned just before some new government initiative, contract, or tax break boosts her portfolio.

Well, this happens on both sides of the aisle, and now you can ride the “insider trading that no one may call insider trading” to the moon, and back (disclaimer: *not financial advice. Do your own research. Not all congress critters beat the people or the market*)

There are a host of new exchange traded funds you can buy in any investment account which will track Nancy’s latest picks, Trumps picks, MAGA-related picks and even Bernie Sanders type picks (hopefully they can short… I don’t know :)

Details reserved for paid subs. By the way YOU should join us. You’d be amazed with what we do with 100% of your donation, helping build the parallel economy with zero interest non-profit loans which we then relend, again and again!

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