Smurfing the New Normal

How Much Could You Make

If You Buy Your Own CYBERCAB ?

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Jimychanga
Feb 23, 2026
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Yep, Elon just said they’ll allow individuals to buy a cybercab for $30,000 and add it to the Tesla cybercab fleet. This means you, uber drivers, and any consumer will be able to have a side-hustle, covered by Tesla insurance (or Lemonade which also insures cybercabs now).

This is the cheapest way to purchase a Tesla, and an income producing asset.

This is wild!

What are the economics?

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