Free LutaFisk!!!
Calling North Dakotans and North Koreans
STNN is read in Every State except ONE, and in all countries of significance except North Korea.
Help me fix this?
Ok, scratch the lutafisk offer. The USPS refuses to ship rotting fish, even when in stabilized form.*
Anyways, perhaps we don't talk about things that matter to North Dakotans and N. Koreans enough.
Well, we will do better, starting right now.
Here's a live feed of grain-like (possibly edible) stuff
Btw, did you know Elon is starting a STEM university in Texas?
He's going to need a better acronym, or not? 😀
Regardless,
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*What does a lutefisk taste like?
Lutefisk, a Scandinavian dish, is made from dried whitefish soaked in lye and water. This process gives the fish a jelly-like texture and an alkaline taste. The flavor profile of lutefisk is mild, with a subtle fishy taste, but the alkaline taste can be divisive.
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On the topic of lutefisk:
Scene: SNL set of old with Gilda Radner as Emily Litella
Emily Litella:
What's all this I hear about the Nobel Prize in Physics being awarded to a couple of Europeans who studied hogs and bison ?
Shouldn't something like that be covered by a Nobel Prize in Zoology ?
I mean...pigs are pretty much everywhere, but bison ?
Couldn't they at least find an Indian scientist to honor for studying bison ?
Oh, well...what do you expect from a prize committee based in a country
that dips perfectly good whitefish in lye ?
Anyway, I'm Emily Litella and thats...
Offscreen voice of Don Pardo:
Miss Litella, the prize in Physics was for work on the Higgs boson, not hogs and bison.
The Higgs boson allows some fundamental particles to have mass and form atoms.
Without it, everything would move at the speed of light and have no mass.
Emily Litella:
Oh, that's very different....nevermind !