It's that time of year. Punk’n Spaayce and last chance for… driveway sealcoating!
(Watch for Starbucks to roll out a PumpkinAsphaltSpiceMochaChino this fall)
Here's my ProTip:
If you want seal coat to dry nicely, don't order anything from Amazon for a week before.
Signs will not help you..
(Maybe I should have used emojis)
Ain't modern life grand! 😀
I wish! 😠
Bonus:
Long ago, I learned how to cope with bad things happening.
My parents combined Scottish/German/British/Tyrolean/ Moravian influences gave me a toolbox of time honored mechanisms including all these, and more :)
and a dash of this..
and some tough love like this
Oh, looks like we have a fresh brew coming up!
As Nancy Reagan told me in fourth grade, “Just Say ‘No’ ”.
Bonus:
Memories… This is Your Brain on Drugs… (including blow.. it's a gateway drug) -Nancy
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4th grade???
I was in the military, married and had the first child on the way by the time Nancy came out with that.
Gawd I feel old.
The memes were awesome though!!! 🥸
They probably thought it was too soft to drive on.