FootPrints of Amazon

(DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING!)

It's that time of year. Punk’n Spaayce and last chance for… driveway sealcoating!

(Watch for Starbucks to roll out a PumpkinAsphaltSpiceMochaChino this fall)

Here's my ProTip:

If you want seal coat to dry nicely, don't order anything from Amazon for a week before.

Signs will not help you..

(Maybe I should have used emojis)

Ain't modern life grand! 😀

I wish! 😠

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Bonus:

Long ago, I learned how to cope with bad things happening.

My parents combined Scottish/German/British/Tyrolean/ Moravian influences gave me a toolbox of time honored mechanisms including all these, and more :)

and a dash of this..

and some tough love like this

Oh, looks like we have a fresh brew coming up!

As Nancy Reagan told me in fourth grade, “Just Say ‘No’ ”.

Bonus:

Memories… This is Your Brain on Drugs… (including blow.. it's a gateway drug) -Nancy

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