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A Little Inflation Anecdote

So.. A boy and his grandmother were having a chat about the rising price of groceries.

“When I was a kid, you could go to the store with a dollar and come home with enough food to feed your family for weeks!” she lamented.

“Well, Grandma,” the youngster responded, “we learned about that at school, that’s called inflation.”

“No, it’s not inflation!” exclaimed the granny. “It’s all the security cameras they have today!”

Here are some more inflation jokes and one liners that just keep appreciating over time (“no Stupid, its the fiat currency that is being diluted and it takes more worthless shit to buy your joke!”

OK, settle down:)

You know what they say - despite the cost of living, it remains popular.

Taco Bell is the only place where you can still get gas for under two dollars

Interviewer: What do you mean by Competitive Salary?
HR: It means your salary will be competing with your bills.

Our system is bad. I’m 24 and only have two years left on my mom's health insurance. Then, I have to find a new mother.

Why are there so many jokes about inflation these days?

Because demand has increased following a period of low interest.

Did you think that inflation was bad just for you?

Wait till you see what it’s doing to our balloon animals.

Headline: Rapid inflation leads US Treasury Department to consider ending penny production. But that just doesn't make any cents.

Whad’ya got?

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